Hey, I have a very weird name called youdontneedtoknow, but you can call me Ernest. I like reading (or appearing to read) cheem books because I wanna be cheem, but I don't think that would be remotely possible in my life. I love Paramore and you probably shouldn't like them so I can have them to myself. My English sucks so you can sue me. I have very eccentric habits, like eating all my rice first before anything else.

This is so screwed. EKJ got through the interview, and I failed. The SC needs to revisit their priorities for goodness sake.